You know what would be more surprising?

"Wheelerguy" (wheelerguy) 01/16/2016 at 02:11 • Filed to: Polandball

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This scenario may just happen to the Philippines and China. Well maybe not, as America isn’t really a Lando-type, China’s pretty fucked in the head, and the Philippines has, somehow, stuck with America despite knowing full well that USA is a blithering asswipe who would dump him fast (also because screw China), but still.

Or maybe Arabia will take us in? Though Kebab country protecting Hispano-Asian does not compute.

Who knows? These days we just fend for ourselves and do performance art at night, with caregiving as a day job.

Oh, and uh, Philippines will have an election this year, too. Not to be too smug, but at the rate your lot’s politics are going, we’re better off.

Also, Chiz stronk!!! (Pretty sure he has some big skeletons in his closet, but rather him than anyone, because I’d rather have Leni make the Fuentebellas her bitch).

samssun > Wheelerguy 01/16/2016 at 04:46

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Filipinos are pro-American because we kept the hordes from overrunning them when the Spanish got tired of fighting off Moros, and helped push the Japanese out in WWII, then helped with another Islamic jihad in the early 2000s.

Even when they were an American “colony”, it was basically the US building schools, training troops, and setting up free elections. Turning to China would mean submission to whatever they want to do, so I think they’d rather keep the US relationship as a check on the local bully.

And none of the filipina girls I’ve known would stand for being forced to wear a trash bag, so I don’t think the Kebab alliance will work out...

Wheelerguy > samssun 01/16/2016 at 06:21

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Basically, no matter how much seemingly disadvantageous the PHI-USA relationship is, ‘Merica will still stand up and rush to help and kick ass. That, there, is s a good, if really, really rare, BDSM setup.